Peep Noodle Soup

With a pair of scissors, cut 8 Peeps into small pieces and dehydrate for 3 days on high power until the pieces are hard and dry. Alternately leave in a dry place for about a year. Then grind the peeps in a coffee grinder into a fine yellow powder. Add an equal volume of flour and an egg and mix into a firm dough. Add more flour if necessary. Roll this out into a thin sheet and cut into ribbons. Boil the noodles for about one minute and rinse with cold water, set aside.

Melt two peeps into a slightly sweet sugar/water solution. Add a drop of maraschino cherry syrup. Keep warm.

Arrange the noodles in a bowl with a fresh peep or two on top. Pour the syrup over the peep so he looks hot and sweaty. Add colored sprinkles. Or whatever decorative candy you like.

Garnish with a maraschino cherry, but not a good one, like Amarena, Luxardo, Fabbri.

P.S. This is NOT in the forthcoming book!