Tuesday, April 25, 2017

You have to try this dish! It's a cup of 00 Flour and an egg, kneaded for about half an hour, rested for 2 hours, rolled out and cut on a chitarra. Boiled a minute, then gently sauteed in Irish Butter, Red Boat Fish Sauce, 1/2 lime, Cilantro, Sriracha and some Urfa Chili. Perfect chewy, salty, spicy and unctuous. I could eat this every day.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Peep Noodle Soup

With a pair of scissors, cut 8 Peeps into small pieces and dehydrate for 3 days on high power until the pieces are hard and dry. Alternately leave in a dry place for about a year. Then grind the peeps in a coffee grinder into a fine yellow powder. Add an equal volume of flour and an egg and mix into a firm dough. Add more flour if necessary. Roll this out into a thin sheet and cut into ribbons. Boil the noodles for about one minute and rinse with cold water, set aside.

Melt two peeps into a slightly sweet sugar/water solution. Add a drop of maraschino cherry syrup. Keep warm.

Arrange the noodles in a bowl with a fresh peep or two on top. Pour the syrup over the peep so he looks hot and sweaty. Add colored sprinkles. Or whatever decorative candy you like.

Garnish with a maraschino cherry, but not a good one, like Amarena, Luxardo, Fabbri.

P.S. This is NOT in the forthcoming book!

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Asparagus Noodles

It might as well be spring! The asparagus were cut and dehydrated then ground and mixed with egg and flour. Quite delicious, especially paired with sweet corn noodles made the same way. It is served in a concentrated fish/dashi stock with some home dried cod, or stockfish really, a barely cooked egg, blanched asparagus and tomato.

Just  note the noodle soup book is done, so nothing that appears here will be in the book. I guess I could have gone on writing it forever, but glad I'm not!

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Noodle Soup: Recipes, Techniques, Obsession

After months of haggling, I finally have a title! I like it. Simple, to the point, and no misleading obscurities such as you often find in academic titles. "She Slurps Forth: The Poststructural Hermeneutics of Lacanian Noodling In Situ" or how about "Under the Broth: A Prolegomenon the Future Metaphysics of Noodle Hegemony"

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Hand Made Hybrid Noodles for Newbies

People are often dissuaded from making noodles by hand, assuming that it's too much work, that you need a gadget of some kind like a crank roller, or that you need a precise recipe and a lot of practice rolling dough. It's just not true. In the past I've just said, throw some flour and water together and roll it out! But here's a trick that makes it VERY easy to roll, and even easier to cut with a knife.

Mix a cup of bread flour with a cup of rice starch (available at any Asian grocery or online, and it will be labelled rice flour - feel it, you can tell it's starchy. It will cost about a dollar for a small bag.) Add an egg, 1/2 tsp salt and slowly work in the egg by hand. Then add water a dribble at a time and knead about 5 minutes, adding a little more water if necessary, until you have a smooth dough. Oil the dough lightly. Then roll it out. Yes, immediately. It will take just a minute. (Don't add flour, only a little more oil if you need it.) Then take a knife and cut into long strips. It will take just a little patience, but it is very easy. (Don't try to roll the dough up into a tube and cut it, or it will squish.) Then boil the noodles for about 2 minutes. Here I've just added some soy, rice wine and sesame oil. They're very much like great udon. And of course I'd put them in soup. This will feed two.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Aztec Food Lecture

Dear Friends, Here's a lecture by me about Aztec Food which you can hear free from Audible:


Monday, January 30, 2017

Nettle Noodles, Almond Milk, Enoki Mushrooms, Chicken Balls, Finger Limes and Sumac

It was partly finding these ingredients at the Palo Alto Farmer's Market, but also because I've had almond milk on the mind since doing some medieval recipes with a class at Stanford the other day. You have to use raw almonds of course, soak them over night, remove the skins and then pound with boiling water and strain out the solids. It's so good. The nettles were blanched in boiling water, dehydrated, ground and then mixed with flour and egg into a noodle. The finger limes were left over from the Fancy Food Show last week. They all came together so nicely, with a nod to the Tria Genovese recipe in the Anomimo Toscano (late 14th c.)